THE SULCI Vs THE GYRI

Ive been alive for 22 years..... being raised up in a country where theres second largest population while around 16% of land area in the world means, we have been through a hell lot of competition.....

in our country there is competition for toddlers as to which playschool they get themselves in....we dnt let our children play , we prepare them for war even before they are born... We dont remember ourselves that small but what about now?

Well i am a student and i like it so much that i intend to be one for atleast half a decade more, whatever; an average student like me in whichever state of India, have one thing in common ; EXAMS.

So here we go, millions of brains, thousands of books, hundreds of days but wait, whats this, are u kidding me the exam is tomorrow ?

so here flows a xyz watt electric current through the brains of millions of students...

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10 hours before exam : 25 chapters, target :3 chapters per hour

9 hours before exams: target 4 chapters per hour

8 hours for exam to start: i am hungry, make maggi, call friends, disturb foes

7 hours: target 4 chapters evry 45 mins

6 hours to go : i am sleepyyy zzzzzzz, ask 3 people in different parts of nation to call me up aftr an hour , also inform the hostel about it

5 hours left and i am snoooozing

ohhh shit!!!

wtf

helllo mumma, yess yesss i m awake now lemme finish this up

oh jesus save me

3 hours to go and i go through 6 chapters, i stop smiling but start vibrating and singing loudly as ive put on rock music to help myself against distraction, distractin, you read it correct!!

2 hours i take bath and drink coffee and complete other 4 chapters; hell where did this new text come in the book , i swear it wasnt there before!!

1 hour, have bfast, bath, pray, get some extra oxygen and 15 chapters to go

30 mins and 10 more chapters covered

reached examination hall : completed the rest 5 chapters, revised the " main" topics and pray to god again then helped others with verbal revision and now i m ready for any test in the world.

Now this makes me proudly believe that our country has sharpest and well developed brains in the whole world and that we are fighters, not survivors... be proud of our country and take care of it... put your brains in right direction and help as much as you can, work for our nation....:)

the forbidden planet flashback

Aliens exist but are yet to visit earth

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Tue, Aug 31 03:06 PM

Beijing, Aug 31 (IANS) Extra-terrestrial beings do exist but they have not yet come to visit our planet, and the best way to communicate with aliens is to send radio signals, a top Chinese official said Tuesday.

Zhu Jin, curator of the Beijing Planetarium, said aliens are likely to be present on some planets. Since there are about one trillion planets going around fixed stars, the possibility of the earth being the only planet with living creatures was 'too slim to be true', China Daily reported.

But as to reports of sighting of unidentified flying objects (UFOs), Zhu said they cannot be true.

Some UFOs were proved to be planes, kites or other normal objects, and many weird situations can be re-demonstrated and re-created, he said.

Zhu said the distance the Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled in the past 33 years only accounts for one-thousandth of the solar system's reach. It will take 10,000 years for human beings to visit planets outside the solar system.

So, if aliens living in a faraway planet have a similar level of intelligence as human beings, it was impossible for them to travel to earth, he said.

unless dear diary they are us......We are here and we are invisible to them....they cant see us but we can... their language is simple.... but we are here for a purpose, a purpose beyond their imagination....