Thursday, September 2, 2010

THE SULCI Vs THE GYRI

Ive been alive for 22 years..... being raised up in a country where theres second largest population while around 16% of land area in the world means, we have been through a hell lot of competition.....
in our country there is competition for toddlers as to which playschool they get themselves in....we dnt let our children play , we prepare them for war even before they are born... We dont remember ourselves that small but what about now?

Well i am a student and i like it so much that i intend to be one for atleast half a decade more, whatever; an average student like me in whichever state of India, have one thing in common ; EXAMS.
So here we go, millions of brains, thousands of books, hundreds of days but wait, whats this, are u kidding me the exam is tomorrow ?
so here flows a xyz watt electric current through the brains of millions of students...
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10 hours before exam : 25 chapters, target :3 chapters per hour

9 hours before exams: target 4 chapters per hour

8 hours for exam to start: i am hungry, make maggi, call friends, disturb foes

7 hours: target 4 chapters evry 45 mins

6 hours to go : i am sleepyyy zzzzzzz, ask 3 people in different parts of nation to call me up aftr an hour , also inform the hostel about it

5 hours left and i am snoooozing
ohhh shit!!!
wtf
helllo mumma, yess yesss i m awake now lemme finish this up
oh jesus save me

3 hours to go and i go through 6 chapters, i stop smiling but start vibrating and singing loudly as ive put on rock music to help myself against distraction, distractin, you read it correct!!

2 hours i take bath and drink coffee and complete other 4 chapters; hell where did this new text come in the book , i swear it wasnt there before!!

1 hour, have bfast, bath, pray, get some extra oxygen and 15 chapters to go

30 mins and 10 more chapters covered

reached examination hall : completed the rest 5 chapters, revised the " main" topics and pray to god again then helped others with verbal revision and now i m ready for any test in the world.

Now this makes me proudly believe that our country has sharpest and well developed brains in the whole world and that we are fighters, not survivors... be proud of our country and take care of it... put your brains in right direction and help as much as you can, work for our nation....:)

3 comments:

  1. :) Wow, great post and an AWESOME title!
    And yeah, help our nation :)

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  2. Once again nice one leena .....hope Mr. sibbal reads Your blog and make some much needed change's

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  3. I love the title!!
    ....and the post was hilarious...

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